A blonde’s house was on fire. She was
hysterical and called the Fire Department.

The man said, now calm down lady and tell us how to get to your house.

The blonde answered, “Dah

Their were three blondes on an island, not to far away from the other side, but far enough not able to swim across.

One of the blondes goes up to a lamp on the sand and rubs the lamp. The genie comes out and says, “I will give you each one wish.”"

One of the blondes walks up and says

I wish to be 10 times smarter!”
The genie grants her wish and she builds a raft to go to the other side.
The second blonde walks up to the genie and say, ”
I wish to be 100 times smarter!”
The genie grants her wish and she builds a helicopter and flies across.
The last blonde walks up to the lamp and says, ”
I wish to be a brunett!”
So the genie grants her wish and she walks across the bridge.

sorry this really isnt ablonde joke but these are the only jokes people read and this is a hilarious joke.

One day this teacher was teaching about GOD. She asked Tommy to come and answer a few question in front of the class. Tommy said sure.

The teacher asked, “Can you see the chair?”"
Tommy replied “yes”

Then the teacher asked, “Can you see the tree out side.”

Tommy said “yes”

Then the teacher asked, “can you see the god?”

Tommy said “no”

The teacher finished with “so you cant see it, so therefore he is not there.”

Then Amy asked hte teacher if she could ask tommy a few questions herself.

Teacher said “sure”

So Amy asked tommy if he could see the tree outside.

Tommy getting annoyed said “YAHH”

Then amy asked “Tommy, do you see the teacher?

Tommy replied “YES”

Then amy ended with, “Tommy, can you see the teachers brain?”

Tommy replied “no”

Amy then said, ” so therefore, what we have been taught today, if we can not see the teachers brain it truly is not there.”

One day a blonde and her husband was walking home from the park when all of a sudden the blonde’s husband fell and he told her that he was having a heart attack.

a brunette walked by and the blond asked “what’s the number for 911?”"
and the brunette said i don’t know

A blonde walks in Bernie’s, and asks to buy a t.v. The owner says,” I don’t sell them to blondes. She left

Day1:
A blonde comes home from school and says to her mum,”We lernt how to count up to 5 today mummy

There was a red head, a burnet, and a blonde.They ecscaped out of a german prison.The germans were chasing them so they desided to hide.The red head hid under the sheets, The burnet hid in a trash bag, and the blode hid in a potato sack.The germans poked the sheets and the red head said”MEOW”" and the germans said”"its only a cat”".They poked the trash bag and the burnet said”"WOOF”" and the germans said”"its only a dog”".They poked the potato sack and the blonde said”"potato

A Blonde goes into a library. She goes up to the librarian and says, “I want a manicure and a pedicure.”" Then

A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him, and says, “Hey

One day, a blonde got some new fish. But there was a problem. She didn’t know how to feed the fish. So the blonde decided to ask her brunette friend. Then after they were done feeding the fish, she then asked, ” Now