“Some would argue that the president himself benefited from a form of affirmative action because as a C student, he only got into Yale because his father was a wealthy alumnus. But the White House counters that Saddam is a menace and must be stopped.”

�Jon Stewart

Top George Bush Slogans
I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!
I promise to get cocaine off our streets: 1 kilo at a time.
I’ll finish what Bill started — the interns.
Like father, like son. You liked my dad, right?
Vote for the GOP, Not OPP.
I promise no sex scandal: just look at me.
New penal plan: I won’t use mine!
Read my lips: Al Gore Sucks.
George W. Bush: No hang-ups. Just hangovers
Vote for Bush and against Common Sense.

George Bush and his accomplice dick cheney were riding on an elephant. a group
of bystanders were watching intently. all of a sudden someone in the crud
shouted, “hey look that elephant has two a******* on it!” bush and cheney looked
down at the elephant�s ass, confused.

“I was proud the other day when both Republicans and Democrats stood with me
in the Rose Garden to announce their support for a clear statement of purpose:
you disarm, or we will.” �George W. Bush, speaking about Saddam Hussein,
Manchester, N.H.

Q: What’s the major thing that separates Bush sr. from Bush jr.?
A: 8 years of economic prosperity.

Bush (Senior) was in his front yard mowing his grass when little W.came out of
the house and rushed straight to the mailbox. Little W opened it, looked in,
then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house.
As Bush (senior) was getting ready to edge the lawn, looking his son, little
W. came back out to the mailbox, opened it, felt all the way to the back, and
then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by his son actions George (senior) asked him, “Is something wrong
son?”
To which he replied, “There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps
saying, “YOU’VE GOT MAIL.”

“According to the Associated Press, there’s a rumor that Saddam Hussein is now
hiding weapons in schools. When asked why, Saddam said, because a school is the
last place President Bush will look.”

“We have a firm commitment to NATO; we are a part of NATO. We have a firm
commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe.”
…George W. Bush

Q: Why doesn’t the President have a cat?
A: Because he believes it’s wrong for bush and pussy to mix.

Is a stupid, bad-mouthed, extremely rich Republican�?

LEADING TO A SEQUENCE WHERE PEOPLE TELL WHAT STUPID THINGS THEY�D DONE
Now folks, there�s been a lot of talk about how Republican Candidate George
Bush called a reporter a “major brass pole”. I guess you all have heard abut
that or something that sounds like it. Anyway, all of us at one
Time numbers have done stupid things. Most people don�t get caught on tape
Like Bush did but they do something that can be swept under a rug and they
Forgot it ever happened but today we have three people in our audience, three
Individuals have come forward to tell us how they, like George W. Bush, were
Major league IDIOTS for a day, ladies and gentleman.

I guess you know by now, Indiana university coach Bobby Knight fired after 29
Years at the school. 29 years. That�s a long time at one college. That�s how
Long it took Bush to get through Yale�so that sounds about right.

And today George W. Bush visited a high school here in Southern California. He
only agreed to go after he was promised the teacher would not call on him.