Use to be that the Kennedy men only drown their women one at a time.

News is that president Bill Clinton
is changing our national theme song.
Instead of Yankee Doddle Dandy,
you’ll now be singing…
Yank My Doodle,..Its a Dandy!

Monica Lewinsky walks into a dry cleaner. She walks up to the employee and
asks him to clean her dress. The employee, who is hard of hearing asks,
“Come, again?” Monica replies “Nope, just mustard!”

How do you kill 50 flies at once?

Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a shovel.

“I have had enough. This whole experience has left a bitter taste in my
mouth, and I can’t stomach any more. I feel as if I am getting the shaft,
that this ugly matter has come to a head and blown up in myface.

“This may be a load to handle, but when things are hard, that is when I am
at my best. I have faced hard things in the past, and I know what is
coming. I will meet the challenge the only way I know how: head-on. “I
have licked bigger things than this before, and I will again.

No one will ever be able to say that Monica Lewinsky isn’t a finisher,
that she quit before the job was done. I will work nonstop and fight this,
blow by blow, until I am wiped clean of this dirty affair.

I will not be stained by it. “Thank you.”
Monica Lewinsky

Top 21 names using letters from OSAMA BIN LADEN

21. Sane Oilman Bad
20. I bona leadsman
19. Nasal Nomad Be I
18. Be a Slain Nomad
17. A bend lama son
16. Albania’s Demon
15. A lesbian nomad
14. Alias “Boned Man”
13. So I anal bad men
12. And I blame a son
11. No Asian bedlam
10. I.D.: Mean Anal S.O.B.
9. I, a sad nobleman
8. A slain abdomen
7. I’m so banal, Edna
6. I model bananas
5. A mob, insane lad
4. Is a lone, bad man
3. Do a samba, Lenin
2. I’m Dole bananas
1. Abandon E-mails

A Washington think tank has announced a breakthrough in the search for a pattern in the seemingly random US military aggression since World War II. “We think they are spelling out a message”, explains an unnamed spokesperson. “If we take the first letters of Korea, Vietnam, Libya, Iraq, Iran, El Salvador, Grenada, Nicaragua and Somalia, it spells ‘ELVIS _S KING’. We just need to find another ‘I’ country to complete the message.”Maybe this explains the second attack on Iraq?!

What did JFK Jr. miss the most about Martha’s Vineyard?

The runway.

What is the difference between Jill Dando and Shane Richie?

Shane Ritchie passed the doorstep challenge.

What do you get when you put Monica Lewinsky and Chief Geronamo in
a car?

A blown Ingine!