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The wife says: Hang the picture thereThe wife means: No, I mean hang it there!The wife says: I heard a noiseThe wife means: I noticed you were almost asleep.The wife says: Do you love me?The wife means: I’m going to ask for something expensive.
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Not a desk person: Did not go to college.Of great value to the organization: Turns in work on time.Use all available resources: Takes office supplies home for personal use.
Two vowels, two consonants, two fools.
How turtles make love.
A man who has no children to speak of.
Apparatus that automatically turns red
when your car approaches.
It Still Does Nothing
Alert to company developments: An office gossip.Approaches difficult problems with logic: Finds someone else to do the job.Average: Not too bright.
Effective sunspot remover.