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One day a woman had a heart attack and was taken to the
hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near-death
experience. She saw God and asked, “Is this it?” God said, “No,
you have another 30 to 40 years to live.”

Upon her recovery, she decided to stay in the hospital and have
collagen shots, cheek implants, a face lift, liposuction and
breast augmentation. She even had someone dye her hair. She
figured since she had another 30 to 40 years, she might as well
make the most of it.

She walked out of Cedars Sinai lobby after the last operation
and was killed by an ambulance speeding up to the hospital. She
arrived in front of God and said, “I thought you said I had
another 30 to 40 years?”

God replied, “Sorry, I didn’t recognize you!”

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