12> Stopped wearing a sideways baseball cap, and started wearing a tin-foil Napoleon hat.
11> Asks the press and to call him “G. Dubya.”
10> Shows up at his next concert wearing a Catholic schoolgirl dress and raps about the cruelty of living under “Da Momma Supe.”
9> “All work ‘n’ no play makez Ice Tray a dull bo-weee.
All work ‘n’ no play makez Ice Tray a dull bo-weee.
All work ‘n’ no play makez Ice Tray a dull bo-weee…”
8> His new video features him prancing around in a Dorothy outfit singing, “Ding, dong, the wi-otch is dead.”
7> Now wants to be known as “The Rapper Formerly Known As Simpering Girly Pee-Boy.”
6> Overheard telling Jennifer Lopez, “Quit shaking that thing in my face, and go put some clothes on already!”
5> Wears his white do-rag after Labor Day.
4> Produces double album of nothin’ but songs about Madeleine Albright’s ass.
3> On election day, announced he’s switching party affiliation to West Coast.
2> “Help the po-lice, ‘cuz it’s nice when they’re around. We need ‘em cuz they protect our town.”
1> “The wheels on the bus go ’round and ’round! Woah! Yeah!”
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